The Ballad of Dorothy Parker



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On the east coast of the U.S., petite, goofy, and kind. I like to share things that take my breath away, inspire, and/or crack me up.



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Happy Mother’s Day to all, even the ones with furry babies. I earned my stripes this morning, while walking my dog, Raven, we were attacked by another dog. I split them up & had the other dog in a head lock till help arrived. But somehow, the other dog landed two puncture wounds on my right hand. Damn, Happy Mother’s Day to me.

Happy Mother’s Day to all, even the ones with furry babies. I earned my stripes this morning, while walking my dog, Raven, we were attacked by another dog. I split them up & had the other dog in a head lock till help arrived. But somehow, the other dog landed two puncture wounds on my right hand. Damn, Happy Mother’s Day to me.

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I can’t wait to take my new black lab, Raven out on the river this summer. She is full of spunk, it should be fun :)

I can’t wait to take my new black lab, Raven out on the river this summer. She is full of spunk, it should be fun :)

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yes please

yes please

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Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

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“Do you like dags?”
- Snatch

“Do you like dags?”

- Snatch

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